Managing the herd...
I didn't sleep well last night. The evening started off promising
enough... Anna went to sleep with little
fuss around 8 pm . Amanda and I got in a few games of a card
game called Dominion. I got to catch up
on a little reading, and as I started to drift off, my cat Pinkie decided it
was time to lay down the law by tormenting a dog that we are pet-sitting for a
few days. Not wanting to have to focus
on a wound care protocol for either myself or the dog, I first had to convince
Pinkie to chill out. As I would reach to
pull her out from under the dresser, the dog would approach with ignorant
curiosity, and my wife then had to intervene.
Eventually separating the two, I figured Pinkie would be fine in the
office for the night - perhaps she could enjoy the warmth of the network
router. Ten minutes later she began a
mournful cry adjacent to our daughters room, so that plan was scratched. Out came the baby gate, thinking that if we
allow both dogs to sleep at the foot of our bed, the cats will see that we're
fine and not have to follow thru on their assassination plans. Since I didn't shut the hall closet door properly
when I grabbed the gate, strange noises started up about five minutes
later. Miranda was free climbing thru
the wrapping paper in search of some treats that we hide up high. As Amanda went to fix that issue, I heard the
thumping of Pinkie hurdling over the gate to hide up in our box springs beyond
our reach. At that point, everything
becomes a blur as I drift in and out of consciousness keeping one ear open for
the sounds of bloodshed.
Here are the nuts and bolts of our four-legged friends from
last night...
Pinkie - "my cat".
The regulator. If something
alarming is going down, she wants to kill it.
The regurgitator. Sometimes pees
while standing up.
Miranda - "Amanda's cat". Overheard me campaign against her adoption,
and never forgave. An extremely
sensitive pregnancy test. Eats
ribbon. Vomits ribbon. Occasionally defecates ribbon. Scavenges.
Escapes.
Lucy - our resident canine.
Multiple uncommon health disorders.
Herds cattle amazingly well.
Storm anxiety. Loves other dogs,
unless she is on a leash.
Presley - the guest.
Fleas love her. Digs. Cannot see tomato plants. Doesn't know that no means no, especially
regarding licking people. Always smells
just a little funky.
Now the above may come across as negative, but they are
realities, and we love them regardless.
Thank goodness, because if our warts were deterrents, I might be the loneliest
of them all. We adapt to the issues and
don't demand change, but sometimes we do end up losing sleep. This brings me to the point I have been
working towards...
No one is perfect, and the same applies to the animals in
our lives. When we bring one of them into
the fold, they certainly introduce a great deal of happiness, but at the same
time we have to have realistic expectations.
Sometimes I'll be consulting with a client on a problem only to realize
that they are wanting something that their particular cat just will not stand
for. In other instances, the root of an
issue involves having one too many cats in a limited space or perhaps a
collection of mismatched personalities.
As related above, it can be quite difficult to manage the herd...patience
and understanding are key.